Hello, I'm Woodles. Them/they/25 Big gay.

My art blog is @woodles. https://linktr.ee/woodles

sock-bread:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

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only 46 more plots to dig

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

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not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

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a girl reunited with her sword

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froody:

froody:

froody:

Historical reproductions should be more widely available. I want an ancient Roman shrimp ring more than anything.

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I DON’T want the real thing. I want an affordable reproduction I can wear places and make people ask “what’s up with the shrimp ring?” and I get to explain that nobody really knows. It was just a fun fad 1900 years ago.

Ancient Roman seafood crime boss making you kiss his shrimp ring to swear loyalty

fandomsandfeminism:

melonsap:

mioxenoblade:

sunbummonkey:

mioxenoblade:

dancing-jestress:

mioxenoblade:

Captions shouldn’t be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

Unless it’s a slur! No one needs to see that.

If they say a slur in the video, the captions should reflect it. The disabled are not little babies who have to have life sanitized for them.

okay but I feel like ur forgetting that slurs don’t just apply to the disabled… children don’t need to be seeing the n-word or other racial slurs??

but children DO need to be hearing it? are you actually reading the post here?

Here’s how it works when subtitles are done properly:

Audio: Let’s BEEP go!
Subtitle: Let’s (censor tone) go!

Audio: Let’s fucking go!
Subtitle: Let’s fucking go!

Removing swears and slurs from the subtitles without removing it from the audio is implying that deaf/HoH people need babying, unlike their hearing friends and family sitting right next to them. Which is frustrating.

The point of subtitles is to give the same experience to everyone watching, regardless of ability—not to be a more palatable version of what’s being said.

The purpose of subtitles/captions is to be accurate, that’s all.